Dear Reader,

If you think life is unbearable...
If you think life is a closet of doom waiting to be opened...
If you think pizza has a face
...and you're the mirror image of it 
If you think clouds are dark and gloomy
...and they hide your heart
If you think bananas are icky.
Mushrooms should only be used for magic
Nails are allowed to be bitten
And fear's voice is squeaky like a freshmen's?


Then you are in the right place.
Sit down, grab a cup of joe, and relax.


Whether you agree with or oppose the terms I have enumerated....well....it truly is up to you.


But enjoy.
Be thrilled.
Take repugnance.




Laugh.


Sincerely,
Authoress: Chocolate Chip; i.e. JazzHopp; i.e. Jazzypants