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Perhaps I'll sail around the world; go on a pilgrimage. I'd like to see what's out there, what I am missing. Maybe ink up, open a tea shop, and publish my music. But a goal's just a wish without plans.

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Thursday, September 8, 2011

FYI: I'm Not in Grade 10.

Todays adventures were a lot less awesome.
Rather dull.
But none the less, I thought I'd share with you all that the school flirt thinks I'm in grade 10.

-.-

After school I went to grab my backpack out of my locker, and the strap was wedged in on the side. I couldn't get it out -.- so I went and asked the VP for some help. She came to my locker, bringing along with her this kid who was asking her a question. 
Both the guy and the VP seemed to think I was new to the school. As a matter of fact I have been going to this ghetto place since grade 10. I was like, "Naaa, I've been here for a couple of years."
He was like, "Grade 10."
A statement I misunderstood....and answered "Yes," to. 
Oh dear.
So now, this guy thinks I'm in grade 10...when in reality, I just meant to have said that I've been going here since grade 10.
I was very preoccupied with the fact that the strap was wedged into the locker...and absentmindedly ignored what I had said, until I started riding my bike home and realized what had just happened.

Dear anonymous boy, I happen to be the same age as you, but I guess you won't really find out until Grad Timeeee. 

:) 

ahahahhaha,

Jazee. 

Monday, September 13, 2010

The Contagion of Biology 11.

Ew.
Sometimes biology just provides WAY too much information.
We are learning about viruses.
Grooooosssssss.
Could a bio teacher be any more vivid? The videos he's picked! I mean--MY WORD.
The sneezes do NOT need to be perceivable.
And who knew that these human-mites were teeming amongst the pores of our noses?!
Why can't we look through fancy microscopes revealing leaf cells and dead epidermis? [For the sake of keeping everyone anonymous, I shall call this teacher, Mr. Crow.]
No doubt I am going to write an anonymous note to him about the amount of energy he puts into his "colloquy." :P

Oh well.
I'm sure eventually all these T4 Bacteriophages, viruses, prophages, lytic infections and lysogenic infections will come in handy.

Just watch. I'm going to end up indoctrinating people during some point of my life, about the viruses in this world. 
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In other news:

I still haven't run. Don't get me wrong: I walk like, everywhere. But....I have not gone for a 20 minute run.
Instead I'm sitting here penetrating insight while you, just as well as me, are sitting on your bee-hind reading the superficial words coming out of my mouth, zonking through my brain, electrifying my fingers, which are typing out statements that are futile and, some of which, fictitious.

"Out of the jaws of death"
-William Shakespeare

Signing off,
Jazee.

p.s. I figured, in case you haven't noticed, that I'd end with a Shakespeare quote after each blog this week. :)
However, the quote bearer shall change every week, all in accordance to who influences me.

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