Life Would Be Amazing If...

I had all the time in the world.
Today looks very familiar; i.e. tons of homework.

English: Chpt. 4 of All Quiet on the Western Front....+ Chpt. Questions and 3 Quotes.
History: 10 (might as well finish all 20 though because I'll eventually have to do them) Questions on an article written in 1917 with really big words. :P
Biology: REVIEWWWWWWW. :P hint. EWWWWWWW.
French: research some stuff on people who've used steroids. provide a good argument based on why it's OKAY TO USE STEROIDS. =O

Of course the chick who doesn't swear, hates drugs, doesn't tolerate drugs, gets stuck with the argument on why athletes SHOULD use steroids.
And how very repellent that it should be written in French.

In Def Leppard's voice we say:
For the GAGNE.

NOOOOT.

Hmm.
I sang for my piano teacher. Maaaaan. I'm glad that's over. I've pretty much presented quite a timid character so far....mainly cause I'm just overwhelmingly quiet; so he was surprised when I started singing......of course YOU (reader) do not know what I'm talking about because you've probably never heard me sing XD
Anyways, I'm just stoked because he's gonna teach me some new things I can do with the piano, in my chorus. =)


Here is where my boring blogpost ends because I must go:
z.) Run.
y.) Do my homework.
x.) Take the dog for a walk.
w.) Do my homework.
v.) Practice Piano.
u.) Eat. :P
t.) Read Harry Potter.....if my homework is finished.
s.) Pick out neon clothes to wear to school tomorrow. You know...this Spirit Week is unusual. I assumed that nobody would dress up as a nerd, because like...no one ever participates in these school things but freshmen...which is why I didn't wear my super awesome sport-nerd outfit (short bright yellow shorts, baggy T tucked in, 80s green headband, wool socks, bright red runners, and big glasses). Instead I show up, and a ton of people dressed up. :P
Typical that this should happen to yours truly.
So no matter what, I will be decked out in NEON tomorrow. ;)

Memo: I swear one of the hazelnuts from our tree....the ones that are drying in the corner of the room....well....one of them just jumped. No joke.... :P

Memo#2: After writing this post I went for a run! =) FINALLY getting back into shape, and it feels great =)

I need some sleep.
Surviving off 6 hours every night is a nightmare.

Adios Amigos. This is what my homework looks like:

JAZARITA. 

Life With Homework Sucks.

So, I am rushing this blogpost so I can hurry up and do my homework, plus roughly skim over what I'm supposed to know for piano, and then run off to piano lessons, while cramming in vocal practice (because this teacher who i just met last week is making me sing one of my songs) and then I've gotta somehow find a pair of big thick black nerd glasses because tomorrow is nerd day. The horror of such uncalled for discrimination! Then I'll probably still have English questions to finish up (not to mention the rough MENTAL notes I WRITE down on paper), plus the French questions I absolutely do not understand, and the Bio junk that's supposed to be finished by Friday. I would also love to cram in some Harry Potter, because I've only gotten through one chapter. It's a very good book. :)

Now. Details.
French: Mr. Bwoink....made us listen to this YMCA-like song that's about skiing...all in French of course. But, it didn't quite work out the way he wanted to and he mouthed the words "seal" .....en Francais. =O

That right about sums up my day.

Oh, right. I'm an IB certificate kid which means all these quotes: http://www.ibquotes.com/top pretty much sum up my life...but not to such a harsh degree because I'm not doing diploma. :)
I've also been reduced to actually joining HIB because my brilliant friends Empress P, Brainy B, O-Man, C-Train, Gangsta P, Crackers etc are all in it...and I'm left being...lonerish...if I don't go. :) Like today. I just wandered the halls.
Not to mention everyone else I know was at Playland. :P hahaha yeah right :P pssht physics :P

Anyways. Enjoy the jokes that actually did make me laugh because i AM an IB kid. Lame-o. I know.

Memo: My brother said I don't need to dress up for nerd day :P

Jazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

LaughOutLOUD!

Kay, so apparently I was so tired yesterday, that I forgot I'm supposed to be quoting DR.SEUSS! Not Winston Churchill. XD
Obviously I'm just a little slow.

Anyways, **yes i know in the last post I said I'd stop saying this....but garsh gimme a break :) -->breaks out in the kitkat song. ;)**
ANYWAYS~life is good. I mean, so far. Today was good. Life will be good if no bombs go off.
Lemme explain.

Part Z}}}So we're in English class and Mrs. Ha-Ha! pretty much told us that if the school was on fire or if a bomb were to go off, she wouldn't care about us and she'd pull out her slide and (for lack of better word) slide off the roof. Anyone who's met Mrs. Ha-Ha! obviously knows what I'm talking about, including the exaggerated hilarious tone that comes with it =)
Part Y}}}My friend Decyfer Down has apparently had a life-long dream to bomb our school. XD This was brought up yesterday. I suggested he do it 5 minutes before they bulldoze it....so....YE BE WARNED! 


NASA and Athos will be happy to know that I have Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone here in my hands. =) I shall start reading it soon. .........((this is the first book....right?))

In other news, I am going to go for a run while I ponder on how I'm supposed to organize my time.
Like when am I supposed to practice piano, when I have homework, have to take the dog for a walk, and write in my blog!!! I mean, obviously the last one mentioned is the most important!!!!

Memo: It's been one month and I haven't gotten my L yet. :P

jazzy-jasita.

Je suis fatigue.

Man. Mr. Bwoink is going to be "exhuberantly" teaching us Francais et History.....
Uhm.
Dare I comment?
How bout you guys....SHARE how you feel =) I'd like to hear your input of this :D


=)


=D


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Anyways.....Me and HP Sauce had fun colouring MAPS!!!!! MAPS!!!!!!!! IN GRADE 11!!! COLOURING MAPS IN HISTORY.
YOU KNOW WHAT'S REALLY HYSTERICAL!
I HAVE IT FOR HOMEWORK!!!! :P


Dear Me.


Anyways. Babysitting went well last night.....so to speak. Aside from the usual troubles of going to bed. :P I myself fell asleep at midnight... and woke up at 6:15am.
This explains why "je suis fatigue." 




Memo #1: For me to stop saying the word "anyways"


A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject. Winston Churchill 

Woops.

Apparently I have forgotten to switch up my quotes.
I new this would ultimately happen.

So...I thought about it....
and I think this following week will pay the due honour to.....

DR. SEUSS


Oh c'mon. We all knew the day would come =)

"Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple." ~Dr. Seuss         

Rakin in the Dough!

:) Me's be babysitting tonight! =) Pretty stoked, I guess you could say..... :)

But this also means study time. :P YAY for biology. Congratulations Mr. Crow. You've ruined our lives.

And unfortunately I'll be missing the 4th Season premier of Heartland. Yes I'm a dork and I watch this show. :P I don't care to hear your negative opinions........I'd name names.....but then you'd probably comment in spite of me. :P :) hah.

Well.....
Here's to three days of rain.
WHOOT.

The Blog Poll has Expired.

=) So. Thank you for the three people who voted =) :D Nobody has to know that the third person was myself.

Apparently fairies just don't attract you guys. Buh, Humbug.

Anyways.
I'll put up a new one once this is posted....

In other news, I'm learning Scottish slang :D Best.

Haud yer wheesht!!!!

^ Bonus points to the person who knows what that means. :)

Maybe I Will Venture on to Europe.

P.S. I've fallen in love with irish indie rock bands and Scottish accents. :)

Off to see my Nana and her Scottish friends!! :) Best. ♥


Calvin&Hobbes

I Need to Go to the Library....

but that is beside the point.
The prominent point is how such "reminders" (AKA the previous blog) just do not work for me. :P
Yesterday consisted of....uhm....i don't remember what happened in class. :P I'm sure we all had some ballin' times......uhm.....?!
Fail....
I went to piano lessons!! :) Year two. This should be good. It's a new teacher....and I don't know what to call him yet.....maybe I'll go with Elton John because he's a mastered piano teacher.....on the other hand I could call him Jimi Hendrix, because he plays guitar too..... :D Hmm......
Or I'll just call him my piano teacher =)
Anywho, I'm going to be able to play some of my favourite songs soon!! :) He can turn my tunes into sheet music so I'm pretty stoked about that =) I'll FINALLY get to play some Relient K awesomness. If you've got some music to recommend -- please be loud and shout it out cause I listen to everything except country. A little folk music. Not a lot.
But I'd love to check out some new artists..... :)

In news of today....
Well....
I wore PLAID PANTS in honour of the First Day of Autumn. :)

Honestly I had something important to write here today....but I've seemed to have forgotten. T_T

Joy, right?

I guess I'm just stoked to not be thinking because we've got a 3 day weekend :) lml ^.^ lml


Memo: Song you should check out: Pocketful of Money by Jens Lekman.

Memo #2: Today's the LAST DAY to vote--> check out the Blog Poll on the Left!!!!!!!!!

Peace Love & Granola,
Jazee.

Reminder for Myself

Dear Jazzy,
Update this blog when you have time. :) I.E. After homework and piano lessons.... :)

Adios,
JazzyMcJazzerPants

p.s. readers: wish me luck......starting year 2 of piano......after a year off.....hopefully i've still got the skillllllz. ;) :P :D

Life is Good. So is Food. :)

So yes indeed, I did stay home today. :)
I went to the library.....and, well Athos and NASA.....your use of cogent reasoning has convinced me to reserve Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone..... :)
((Memo: I'm now in the process of reading the Love Comes Softly Series, by Jeanette Oke.))

Also: you guys HAVE to check out http://8tracks.com
It has the best playlists, and bunches of artists I've never even heard of. It's cool. Plus! I found out I kind of enjoy Indie music. SOME folk. Not a lot.....it gets a little tiresome.......

:) I have pretty much been listening to it all day......

I also went on a very pleasant walk with mumsie. :)

I am now making dinner..... :D hhahahaha
The menu consists of:
Peanut Butter Chicken
Green Beans.....
Sukuma Wiki
and Rice. :)

Hoping everything goes well....because I've never made Peanut Butter Chicken before....

LOVE this: :)

What A Bore.

Today was useless. In fact, I probably won't go to school tomorrow because there's absolutely no productivity to it.
.....It was pretty much one giant spare :)
To add more so on a positive note, HP Sauce and I have elected NASA to become our next Valedictorian. bahahaha =) Her and Hark will make for great special speakers. Either that or NASA will become a cupid when time allows. :) Oh her skills in the art of matchmaking are positively amazing :P :)

Aside from that, it was also picture day!! =D :P
Psssht.
I think picture day is excessively thought highly upon.
Mainly because my hair looked like....50s poofyness + flair.
hahaha
And I'm crossing my fingers hoping that I didn't make the turtle face like last year. It's pretty much me smiling at the photographer while secretly saying, "Do I really have to smile?" Ridonculous.

Plus, I was stuck in French with Mr. Bwoink. Man the dead of silence was terrible. And  I think Michael Jackson wants to kill us all. She gave me a bunch of French to work on while the rest of ya are just "whoopin it up." :P

Anywho. That was my day wrapped up in a little boring bow. I'd say this morning was the better half. :)

Here's your fun quote of the day.

(Click to enlarge)

Lalalalaaaa

So I think it should be legal for me to write two blogs in one day just for the epicness of it all.

I am cleaning my bathroom listening to Freelance Whales (+John Mellencamp +Villagers).
As you can see, it was totally necessary that I share this with you.

I've also decided that if it's a comic book hero I am quoting during any week, I will put the picture instead of the quote because Calvin&Hobbes deserve such appreciation.

=) Anyways. That's all I have to say. I hope you are having a productive efficient day.
Here's the monumental song:


Freelance Whales "Generator 1st Floor"

Calvin&Hobbes

YAY!
I'm SO stoked--> finally get to change the quotes for this week
And it's  MOST DEFINITELY time i due my honour to the infamous Calvin and Hobbes!!!!! They are most exceedingly.....my heroes. :)


Click to enlarge: 

ITS FUN FRIDAYYYY!

My day consisted of a horrible depression acquired from the precession of very upsetting videos.
We watched war videos in English and virus epidemics in bio. Depressing for a Friday.... to see so much death evoked into two to three hours of a day.
But it's
FINALLY FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!
So I shall not talk about School :D
I'm thinking of just writing this all in large print...but obviously I'm not going to because as you can see, I've switched back to normal.

Oh the JOYS! of Fun Fridays. :) 

~~~~
I will definitely recommend the Soy Green Tea Latte at Starbucks :) It was a little on the sweet side, but EPIC none the less. :)
Agapanthus. Oh how great it was to see thee!!!! Good times never to be forgotten :D
~~~~

So apparently it's not enough to have the BEST song to wake up to: Mr. Blue Sky by E.L.O. (if you don't know who E.L.O. is ....SHAME. Come see me and I will make you listen to Out of the Blue :)) but the COOLEST songs remained streaming through my brain ALL DAY!!!!!!! I got some of Them Crooked Vultures in, The White Stripes, and more EPIC stuff like Lifehouse and such. Then I couldn't get Jukebox Hero out of my head!!!!!!!!! :D This ALL amounts to one FANTABULOUS day. =)

p.s. I can guarantee there was a whole lotta YOUNG CHOZEN goin on between ALL of this!!!!!! :)

"SPRITE IN MY CUP I AIN'T GOT NO PLACE TO POP, BUT IM BOUT TO GET TURKED UP WHEN I HEAR MY RECORD DRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOP."

p.p.s. If you would like to listen to Young Chozen.....and YOU SHOULD......I recommend this link: http://www.youngchozen.com/Jerkin
FREE MIXTAPEEEEE
I am quite honestly rightly stoked to say I HAVE SHOWN ONE MORE PERSON THE MAGICAL DANCY GROOVNESS OF YOUNG CHOZEN--and they are OBVIOUSLY THE COOLEST!!! Congratulations _______!!!!! =)


Gosh. I just sat up for a sec and my back is KILLING. I think it should be illegal for a kid to carry more then ten kilograms worth of books and paper in their backpacks. :)
I had two thick binders and a Bio textbook that's roughly 1149 pages thick.

Anyways. I'm going to practice my jerking :D Adios.



"When you do dance, I wish you
A wave o' th' sea, that you might ever do
Nothing but that."
~William Shakespeare


{{ I'm very tempted to call him Willy. Or Wilfred. }}


jazzypants. 

This Is the Most Boring Blogpost I've Ever Written. In Fact, You Should Evade Reading It.

"So if we write in English with phrases and words that make no sense....then translate it into French....will it make sense?"-official quote of the week during French class, by yours truly. :)

I'd say that translating the least as possible, while laughing our heads off is the best we can do in Michael Jackson's class, would not you agree: Crackers and Def Leppard?
French  class would not be French class if it weren't for the three of us.

Oh: Epic fail on the yogourt lab. Shall update you tomorrow when it DOES go well....and when we DO see odd purple squiggles.

Other then that, this day was probably the most boring twenty-four hour period ever. Not much to talk about.....and for lack of better words....it was quite boring.
I'm not in the mood for writing. I can't even remember the most epic part of my day! haha Maybe it's the fact I've joined Key Club. :P Neeeerrrrd.

Or maybe the most exciting moment today has been the fact that I've been overtired and am laughing at the stupidest things.

Or maybe it's that I'm talking to myself. T_T

Oh well. Sorry for the lack of burning adjectives today.

STOKED TO SEE AGAPANTHUS TONITE!!!!!!!!!!! =)

"But men are men; the best sometimes forget." ~William Shakespeare 


Jazzopogo. 


OH! Kay it's been like, half an hour, and now I remember what I was gonna talk about. :D
Only, it seemed much more gripping and thrilling at lunch.
Would you not concur that the top most ridiculous people are:


a.) Justin Bieber
b.) Edward Cullen
and c.) I forgot who I was gonna put as C but you get my point.


Obviously today has been a minuscule case of short-term amnesia. 
Tomorrow will be much better. 
I hope.


OH! I KNOW WHY TODAYS BEEN AWFULLY BORING! IT WAS BLOCK ORDER: B-A-D-C


Go figure.


Signing off a second time, 
Jazzles. 

Untitled Blogposts Bug Me....

So you will never once see me singularly using "Untitled" in the above darker purple font, in description towards all I'm writing. If I don't have anything futile or jocular to say, I won't say anything at all. :D

This is because life is just amazing like that.

Anyways.
Today consisted of me sniffling and sneezing--moreover reminding me of those stupid Bio 11 videos.
In revision, Mr. Crow has CHANGED THINGS UP!!!!!!
We are going to do a lab!!! 
What's so enthralling is that it involves::::::::: YOGURT! I know right. 
Best.
And on that note, we are using a staining purple dye that will NEVER come out of our clothes!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
Not even bleach can withstand the evil forces of the incorrigible purple! 
Beast. 


I am SO stoked for tomorrow!!!!!! Starbucks with my enchanting friends:
Agapanthus <--I canNOT wait to see your reaction having read that statement. ;)
Brie Cheese
Gangsta P
////
Tay-of-Sunlight can't make it out :( Will miss ya deary. and C-dawg is indefinite on if he shall show his face or not.....
CANT WAIT!!!!!!! 


{{{{Life is always filled with excitement.}}}}


Against all odds "la classe de français" has been quite enthusing!!! Really!!!! <---Je veux dire "VRAIMENT!" 


^_^"


T_T


Nothing like being amused by the nonsense of enlightenment amongst a laughing stock. 
I'm not even going to fervor that statement. And if you can't comprehend a word of what I'm saying.....well.....too bad. There's nothing more I can do or say that will evoke a pea of sense into it all unless you've met Michael Jackson.
And yes, my fellow French peers, I do realize I probably could have given her a better more....
waggish???....name. 


:) 


“When words are scarce they are seldom spent in vain”
~William Shakespeare


Jazzerz. 

ALL THIS TALK

of viruses--and now im getting all the stupid symptoms. Dare I describe everything I've seen in those Bio videos????? I think not!!!!

Gross.

I blame it on my two buds Empress P. and Essentially B. OMGSH!

P+B+J= PB&J!!!!!

{[(as you may have noticed, i get excited over the most trivial things)]} 

haha i can't wait to tell you guys that at school :) 

Anyways, things have not changed the least bit in Bio 11. Other then the fact Mr. Crow gave us one HUMONGO flipping, overbearing textbook. NO DOUBT containing orotund ideas!!! 

The pompous deliverance of society. Boy, I tell you. 

Onward~~~!

In English we are studying sonnets of war by Rupert Brooke. Fascinating writer. I may have curious reasons to why I think his writings to be acutely bright in their truth, but I admire the sense of passion and valour. 

We're also in the midst of discussing how war can be honourable...why it's honourable. I won't discuss the matter of my opinions here (because I'm going to write a couple paragraphs on it for homework) but I will say that I do admire the idea even though the thought of war is just to prey upon the resources of vain nature.  Despite all the rage had in opposition to what we do not have, it is quite amenable: the bravery shown for one's country against all odds for the rights of freedom--that display of such patriotism is what I find to be quite reputable.....respectable....

Maybe I'll have the ounce of intrepid dignity to share my opinions during class this time.....

Memo: I shall be trying a new beverage at Starbucks on Thursday....

Soy Green Tea Latte? or a Tazo Passion?

Memo #2: RESIST ALL TEMPTATION OF GETTING A CAFE AMERICANO, JAZZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gosh. it'll be hard :P :D

"Ambition should be made of sterner stuff."
~William Shakespeare 


~Jazzy

The Contagion of Biology 11.

Ew.
Sometimes biology just provides WAY too much information.
We are learning about viruses.
Grooooosssssss.
Could a bio teacher be any more vivid? The videos he's picked! I mean--MY WORD.
The sneezes do NOT need to be perceivable.
And who knew that these human-mites were teeming amongst the pores of our noses?!
Why can't we look through fancy microscopes revealing leaf cells and dead epidermis? [For the sake of keeping everyone anonymous, I shall call this teacher, Mr. Crow.]
No doubt I am going to write an anonymous note to him about the amount of energy he puts into his "colloquy." :P

Oh well.
I'm sure eventually all these T4 Bacteriophages, viruses, prophages, lytic infections and lysogenic infections will come in handy.

Just watch. I'm going to end up indoctrinating people during some point of my life, about the viruses in this world. 
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In other news:

I still haven't run. Don't get me wrong: I walk like, everywhere. But....I have not gone for a 20 minute run.
Instead I'm sitting here penetrating insight while you, just as well as me, are sitting on your bee-hind reading the superficial words coming out of my mouth, zonking through my brain, electrifying my fingers, which are typing out statements that are futile and, some of which, fictitious.

"Out of the jaws of death"
-William Shakespeare

Signing off,
Jazee.

p.s. I figured, in case you haven't noticed, that I'd end with a Shakespeare quote after each blog this week. :)
However, the quote bearer shall change every week, all in accordance to who influences me.

Truth Be Told

Have you ever ridden in a Chevy Silverado "94? Well if you haven't , I must inform you,

that there is no CD player.

Unless of course it has been installed.

Which, in our case, it hasn't. 

So, it's raining cats and dogs...and we're riding in the truck, and I decide to pull out my tapes :D 

Of course it was a Brian Adams tape :P

You know, I have never ever ever never ever in my life at any point loved this singer. His voice abrades my ear drums.

Okay.

It used to.

But this brings me to my say,

Shakespeare, Brian Adams, and I all have one thing in common.

:D

The same opinions....for the most part...

See. Have you not noticed? 

The meaning of "I love you" has definitely changed over the past few decades. 

Shakespeare would go to the ends of the world to express the elocution of those three words. To him, love was eternal.

Brian Adams....well....go listen to his songs. You'll see what I mean. He's pretty much the modern Shakespeare.

And then there's me who pretty much disagrees with the world's terms these days. 

Today:

boy meets girl.

"i love you"

two weeks later

"i hate you"

and it's over. 

The End.

No more No less. Much more then that, they're only like, 12.

It's like nobody knows the true meaning of the word anymore. 

It's everywhere.

Families.

Friends.

Every kind of relationship. 

What will it take for people to realize Shakespeare had it goin' on when he said,

"Love is not love, which alters when it alteration finds."

Smiles and Cherry Faces

So I have this secret belief.... :)

That sparkles, glowing amidst the dusk....

That rainbows, cowering over the world at dawn...

Maybe...maybe there's more to it.

Have you ever gone to the store and bought a bottle of bubbles? :) Don't say no. That's a treacherous deceitful move to make.

How bout the ice-cream flavoured ones? Mint? :) If you haven't, you should. I don't care how gray-haired and grizzled you are. Be fearless and buy some. :)

Well...back to my "tête-à-tête." 

Blowing these bubbles....well like I said....maybe there's more to it. :)

What if all these magical moments add up to fairies dazzled in pixie dust. 

I know.

But hey, I'm the kid who never once believed in Santa Clause. 

I never believed in the Tooth Fairy, odd enough.

I didn't know up until last year what in the world the sand man was....or whoever.

And...well...I guess fairies are the one thing I've always had a pining for. 

:) Whether you believe me or not....whether I believe myself or not...

I hope I made your day just a little more dreamier...in knowing life can conceal beauties of the Earth that not every eye may see. 

"To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man."

~William Shakespeare 

Dear Reader,

If you think life is unbearable...
If you think life is a closet of doom waiting to be opened...
If you think pizza has a face
...and you're the mirror image of it 
If you think clouds are dark and gloomy
...and they hide your heart
If you think bananas are icky.
Mushrooms should only be used for magic
Nails are allowed to be bitten
And fear's voice is squeaky like a freshmen's?


Then you are in the right place.
Sit down, grab a cup of joe, and relax.


Whether you agree with or oppose the terms I have enumerated....well....it truly is up to you.


But enjoy.
Be thrilled.
Take repugnance.




Laugh.


Sincerely,
Authoress: Chocolate Chip; i.e. JazzHopp; i.e. Jazzypants